A young husban told to his wife:
 "Darling, you don't have to wash up today."

 "Oh, my dear," the wife said happily. "You will help me wash up, won't you?"
"Oh no. I have just dropped all the dishes because of my carelessness."

"Doctor, after coming back from the homevillage, my wife has lost her voive completely."

"It's quite useful for your treatment. I'll reduce the dose of mental medicine when her voice being lost."

A young wife complained to her husband:

"Do you know how boring the daily life is. Sometimes I want to do something greate and exceptional. Can I do something like that?"

"Yes," the husband replied. "For example, this afternoon you can cook an usual dinner at home like other women instead of eating out."

The husband was telling a story to his wife:
"Last night I had a wonderful dream."
"What was it about, my dear?"
"Getting married for the second time."
"!!!"